The burglary interview that was chock full of camel toe

The story about six Houston teens breaking into a house using a basketball to break a window has turned into one about the eyewitness’s fat lady parts.

Breaking and entering is serious business, and it’s good when an eyewitness comes forward, even if they don’t want to be named or have their face shown on TV. However, it’s helpful if, during the interview, the cameraman points the camera at something less distracting than the eyewitness’s camel toe.

Local news station KPRC aired the interview with the heroic neighbour who saw the alleged burglars and called the police. To avoid identifying the woman, the cameraman focused on her hands. Unfortunately, the witness was busy wringing her hands right in front of her lady bits. I imagine the camera guy was too mesmerised to realise what was happening.  I’m betting that since this interview aired, she’s hoping nobody recognises her voice or even her camel toe.